Chuckle 4820

 Chuckle 4820

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~The Honeymoon is Over Bob!~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

One evening, after the honeymoon, Bob was working on his Harley in the garage.  His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him. 

After a long period of silence she finally said, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it's time you quit spending so much of your time out here in your garage.

You probably should also consider selling your Harley and all your welding equipment along with your gun collection, and your fishing gear, and the boat and lose all those stupid model airplanes, plus dump that vintage hot rod sports car, and your home brewing equipment..."

Bob got a horrified look on his face.

She said, "Darling, what's wrong?”

He replied, "There for a minute, you were starting to sound like my ex-wife”.

"Ex-wife!?" she screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!”

Bob replied, “I wasn't.."

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Maxine

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 Herman