Chuckle 4818

Chuckle 4818

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~I’ll Never Stay There Again~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, "May I help you?"

The man says, "Yes, I'm in room 858. You need to send 
someone to my room immediately. I'm having an argument 
with my wife and she says she's going to jump out the 
window."

The desk clerk says, "I'm sorry, sir, but that's a personal 
issue."

The man replies, "Listen, I can't get the window open 
and that's a maintenance issue."

(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

Maxine

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s