Chuckle 4810

Chuckle 4810

~Home Schooling P 3~(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Phyllis S of Pasadena CA)

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19.My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20.My father taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21.My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23.My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24.My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand.

25.My father taught me about JUSTICE . "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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