Chuckle 4805

Chuckle 4805

(Phyllis S of Pasadena CA gets today’s Chuckle thanks)

Most of our generation of 60+were HOME SCHOOLED in many ways:

~Home Schooling Part 1~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

1.My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2.My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3.My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4.My father taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why   .."

5.My mother taught me MORE LOGIC . "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6.My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7.My father taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8.My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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Maxine

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s