Chuckle 4799

Chuckle 4799

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~A Wish to Live Forever~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)

I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish

"I wish to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant that particular wish."

"Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Congress is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests!"

"You crafty bastard," replied the fairy.

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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Maxine

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s