Chuckle 4807

Chuckle 4807

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Phyllis S of Pasadena CA)

~Home Schooling Pt.2~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

9.My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Just you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10.My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11.My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12.My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

13.My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out..."

14.My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION . "Stop acting like your father!"

15.My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16.My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17.My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it from your father when you get home!"

18 .My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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Maxine

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s