Chuckle 4811 Classic

Chuckle 4811 Classic

Chuckle 457(Sent out in Sept 2004)

(Bev L in Florence OR, Carrie M in Sacramento CA and Phyllis S in Pasadena gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~Ingredients~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s

(From Bev) I knew it, I knew it. I knew they would finally release the ingredients in Viagra:

3% Vitamin E

2% Aspirin

2% Ibuprofen

1% Vitamin C

5% Spray Starch

87% Fix-A-Flat

~Why Yelling at a Man Doesn't Work~ (From Carrie)

What a woman says: This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears:

blah,blah,blah,blah, C'MON

blah,blah,blah,blah, YOU AND I

blah,blah,blah,blah, ON THE FLOOR

blah,blah,blah,blah, NO CLOTHES

blah,blah,blah,blah, RIGHT NOW

~Looking For My Wife~ (From Phyl)

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The first guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The second guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too, and I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The first guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?"

The second guy says, "Well, she is tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big firm breasts, and a tight butt. What does your wife look like?"

To which the first guy says, "Never mind; let's look for yours."

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Maxine

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s