Chuckle 4833

Chuckle 4833

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~Stress~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

[Stress1.gif] You pick up a hitchhiker... A young, sexy, beautiful girl. Suddenly, she faints inside your truck and you take her to the hospital. Now that's stressful.

[stress2.gif] But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and congratulate you that you're going to be a father. You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are. This is getting very stressful!

[stress3.gif] You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.

[stress4.gif] After the tests are completed, The doctor says the test shows you're infertile, And probably have been since birth. You're extremely stressed but relieved.

[stress5.gif] On your way back home, you think about your 5 kids at home... [stress6.gif]  Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.

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