Chuckle 4849

Chuckle 4849 

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~ She Got Her Raise~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife of her employer was very upset about this.

Wife:   "Now, Maria, why do you think you deserve a pay raise?"

Maria:  "Well, Senora, there are three reasons.  The first is I iron better than you."

Wife:    "Who said that?"

Maria:   "Jor huzban, he say so."

Wife:   "Oh yeah?"

Maria:  "The second reason eez I am better cook."

Wife:   "Who said you were a better cook?"

Maria:  "Jor huzban did."

Wife:    "Oh he did, did he??"

Maria:  "The third reason is I am better at sex than you."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth:  "And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria:  "No, Senora, Jose the gardener did."

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