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Chuckle 16 (sent out in June 2003)

~HAVING A BAD DAY? ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was

in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle when it
accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handle-
bars, was dragged through the glass patio doors and along with the
motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house.
The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room and found her
husband lying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle lying next
to him, and the shattered patio door. The wife ran to the phone and

summoned the ambulance.
Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the
several flights of stairs to the street to escort the paramedics to her
husband.
After the ambulance arrived and transported the man to the hospital, the
wife uprighted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas was
spilled on the floor, the wife got some paper towels, blotted up the
gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet. The man was treated and
released to come home.
Upon arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the damage
done to his motorcycle. He became despondent, went to the bathroom, sat
down on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the
cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl while
seated. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard the loud explosion and
her husband screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying
on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns
on the buttocks, the back of his legs, and his groin.
The wife again ran to the phone to call the ambulance. The very same
paramedic crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street. The
paramedics loaded the husband on to the stretcher and began carrying him
to the street. While they were going down the stairs to the street
accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the
husband had burned himself.
She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them
slipped and tipped the stretcher, dumping the husband out. He fell down
the remaining stairs and broke his arm.
Taken from a Florida Newspaper.

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