Chuckle 4885

Chuckle 4885

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~The Lady In the Back Row~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

The wedding ceremony came to the point where the minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom The moment of utter silence was broken when a beautiful young woman carrying a child stood up. She starts walking slowly towards the minister. The congregation was aghast - you could almost hear a pin drop. The groom's jaw dropped as he stared in at the approaching young woman and child. Chaos ensued. The bride threw the bouquet into the air and burst out crying. Then the groom's mother fainted. The best men started giving each other looks and wondering how to save the situation. The minister asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward? What do you have to say?" There was absolute silence in the church The woman replied, "We can't hear you in the back." And that illustrates what happens when people are considered guilty until proven innocent!!

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 Maxine

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s