Chuckle 4890

Chuckle 4890 Floppy

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to John C of Clear Lake CA)

~OOPS~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

   A guy goes into the store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish

   Sausage."

   The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

   The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But, let me ask

   you, if I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I  was

   Italian??? Or, if I had asked for German sausage, would you ask

   me if I was German??   Or if I had asked for chorizo, would you

   ask if I was Mexican?  Huh?   Would ya??"

   The clerk says "Well, no."

   With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right

   then; why the HELL did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask

   for Polish sausage????"

   The clerk says "Because, this is a hardware store."

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 Herman