Chuckle 4899 Classic

Chuckle 4899

Chuckle 457 (Sent out in July 2017

(Bev L in Florence OR, Carrie M in Sacramento CA gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~Ingredients~ (From Bev) ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

I knew it, I knew it. I knew they would finally release the ingredients in Viagra:

3% Vitamin E

2% Aspirin

2% Ibuprofen

1% Vitamin C

5% Spray Starch

87% Fix-A-Flat

~Why Yelling at a Man Doesn't Work~ (From Carrie)

What a woman says: This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears:

blah,blah,blah,blah, C'MON

blah,blah,blah,blah, YOU AND I

blah,blah,blah,blah, ON THE FLOOR

blah,blah,blah,blah, NO CLOTHES

blah,blah,blah,blah, RIGHT NOW

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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 MAXINE

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 Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s