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Chuckle 4990 Classic

Chuckle 436 (Sent out in Aug 2004)

From Jayne C in Florence OR comes;

~Life after Death~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go and, true to his word, he made contact:

"Mary ... Mary"

"Is that you, Larry?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and off to the golf course and I have sex. I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then I have sex until late at night. The next day, it starts again."

"Oh, Larry, you surely must be in heaven."

"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Tucson, Arizona."


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