Chuckle 4982 Classic

Chuckle 4982 Classic

Chuckle 422 (Sent out in Aug 2004)

Dean in Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks for Part 1 of;

~Martha vs Maxine ~

Martha's Way??

Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Maxine's Way??

Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!?

Martha's Way??

To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Maxine's Way??

Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.?

Martha's Way???

When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake

Maxine's Way??

Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you.?

Martha's Way???

If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."

Maxine's Way??

If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!"?

?Martha's Way??

Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.



Maxine's Way??

Celery? Never heard of it!

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