Chuckle 4977

Chuckle 4977 Classic

Chuckle 119 ( Sent out in Mar of 2003)

(Thanks go to Willie and Joy of Sacramento, CA for

this Chuckle.)

~Two Pilots:~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and

6 Diff’s)

  A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control
of a Jewish captain.

  His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've
flown together and an awkward silence between the two
seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
 

  Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain
activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and
mutters, "I don't like Chinese."

"No rike Chinese?" asks the copilot, "why not?"

"You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"

"No, no," the copilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Chuckle 119

Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese."

"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese......doesn't matter,
you're all alike!"

There's a few minutes of silence.

"No rike Jews!" the copilot suddenly announces.

"Why not?" asks the captain.

"Jews sink Titanic."

"Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain,
it was an iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no
mattah......all same!"

(Today in History Click)
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

Maxine

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s