Tuesday, February 19, 2019

Chuckle 4970 Classic


Chuckle 4970 Classic

Chuckle 132 (Sent out in Oct 2003)



  (This chuckle was sent in by Rick and Ann of Surrey B.C.

I’ll have to admit that I laughed out loud at this one.

Thanks Rick.)



~Latex Gloves:~(Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)


  A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady
was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves.



  "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.



  "No, I don't."

  "Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex,
and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let
them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right
size."



  She didn't crack a smile.



  "Oh, well. I tried," he thought.



   But five minutes later, during the procedure she burst out laughing.



   "What's so funny?" he asked.



   "I was just envisioning how condoms are made...."

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Maxine






























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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s























































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