Chuckle 4964

Chuckle 4964

 (Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR.)

~Beer~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s

 horoscope, Maxine and  6 Diff’s)

A blond orders a beer.....

The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.

It hits the blond woman's breasts and splashes all over them.

The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks

 the beer off her breasts.

Each time the blond calls for another beer this happens.

So after the third beer, a guy sitting at the bar decides

 to help the bartender out.

The next time the bartender hit her breasts, the man jumps up 

and starts to lick her breasts.

She decks him!

He is lying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez, lady... Why do you let 

the bartender do it and not me?'

"Helloooo!", says the blond".... "He has a licker license!"

Bet you didn't see that coming!!!

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_(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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Maxine

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s