Chuckle 4957

Chuckle 4957

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Ron J of Florence OR)

~Irish Humor~ (Received in May 2015)

Only The Irish Tell Jokes
Like This

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy
Murphy,   looking like he'd just been run
over by a train.    His arm is in a sling, his nose is
broken, his face is cut and bruised and
he's walking with a limp. 
"What happened to you?" asks
Sean, the bartender. 
"Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight,"
says Paddy. 
"That little shit, O'Conner,"
says Sean,   "He couldn't do that to you. 
He must have had something in his hand." 
"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel
is what he had,  and a terrible lickin' he gave me
with it." 
"Well," says Sean, "you should have
defended yourself.  “Didn't you have something in your
hand?" 
That I did," said Paddy. 
"Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a
fight."

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