Saturday, January 26, 2019

Chuckle 4950 Classic


Chuckle 4950 Classic



This chuckle comes to us from Chuckle 130

This chuckle comes to us from Nadine Walsh of

Carpinteria, CA (Which is near Santa Barbara).

Thanks Nadine!

~Ace Student :~(Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diffs_

Students in an Advanced Biology Class were taking a mid-term exam. The final question on the exam which was worth 70 points or nothing was this: Name seven advantages of mothers milk.

The student in question (who had also partied very hard the night before) was hard put to think of 7 advantages but gave it his best shot and came up with:

1. It is a perfect formula for the child.

2. It provides immunity against several diseases.

3. It is always available as needed.

4. It is always the right temperature.

5. It is inexpensive.

6. It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa.

And then, the student was struck. Finally, just before the bell rang,

(indicating the exam was over) he wrote:

7. It comes in such cute containers.

He was the only student to ace the exam! Thanks Nadine!

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Maxine







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