Chuckle 4950 Classic
Chuckle 4950 Classic
This
chuckle comes to us from Chuckle 130
This
chuckle comes to us from Nadine Walsh of
Carpinteria,
CA (Which is near Santa Barbara).
Thanks
Nadine!
~Ace
Student :~(Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine
and 6 Diffs_
Students
in an Advanced Biology Class were taking a mid-term exam. The final question on
the exam which was worth 70 points or nothing was this: Name seven advantages
of mothers milk.
The
student in question (who had also partied very hard the night before) was hard
put to think of 7 advantages but gave it his best shot and came up with:
1.
It is a perfect formula for the child.
2.
It provides immunity against several diseases.
3.
It is always available as needed.
4.
It is always the right temperature.
5.
It is inexpensive.
6.
It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa.
And
then, the student was struck. Finally, just before the bell rang,
(indicating
the exam was over) he wrote:
7.
It comes in such cute containers.
He
was the only student to ace the exam! Thanks Nadine!
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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/
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Maxine
Eye
exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s
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