Chuckle 4947

Chuckle 4947 from Archives

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to George H of Florence)

~Hospital Rules~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

 Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged.

 However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly
gentleman--already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his
feet--who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to
the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.

"I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing
out of her hospital gown."

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Herman