Chuckle 4965

Chuckle 4965

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy in Sun City AZ)

~When You Have a Hate My Job Day’~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those  days. Try this Out:

Stop  at your  pharmacy And Go to the thermometer section  and Purchase A rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this Brand. When You get home, lock your doors, Draw The curtains and disconnect the  phone So You will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit In  your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the Thermometer.

Now, Carefully place it on a table or a  surface So That it will not become chipped or  broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take Out the literature from the box and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a Statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer Made by Johnson & Johnson Is Personally tested And  then Sanitized." Now, Close your eyes and repeat out loud five  times,' I am so glad I do not work in The  thermometer quality control department  at   Johnson &  Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A  PAIN IN THE ASS THAN  YOURS!

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Maxine

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Herman