Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4974 Classic

Chuckle 4974 Classic

Chuckle 573 (Sent out in Jan 2005)

(Charlotte P from Reeds Port OR and Phyllis S of Pasadena CA

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~A New Wine for Seniors~ from Charlotte

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produces Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as Pino More.

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(Note: Hi Jerry...The following is an important public service announcement for your readers! Love, Phyllis.in Pasadena CA)

~Woman’s Day~

Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this description.

Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman!

And remember this motto to live by:

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

Have an wonderful day!

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