Chuckle 4993

Chuckle 4993 Classic

Chuckle 572 (Sent out in Jan 2005)

(George in Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

~Children Speak~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s

  1. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?"

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    2. A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in at last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"

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3. My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?" "You're both old," he replied. 

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4. A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father's word processor.  She told him she was writing a story. "What's it about?" he asked. "I don’t know," she replied. "I can't read." 

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5. I didn’t know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me, and always she was correct. But it was fun for me, so I continued.  At last she headed for the door, saying sagely, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of this yourself!" 



6. A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off thy neighbor's  wife,"

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There are 7 more of these, if you want them let me know and I’ll send them to you. ---Jerry---





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http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

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http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/



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Maxine

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’