Chuckle 5066

Chuckle 5066

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy in Sun City AZ)

~RAMBLINGS OF AN OLD MIND~(Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

I found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells
sunglasses, and only sunglasses.   A young lady walks over to me and
asks, "What brings you in today?"  I looked at her, and said, "I'm
interested in buying a refrigerator.”  She didn't quite know how to
respond.

I decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball,
but you are just too tired to bounce it.

I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and calling it
'Pumping Rust.'

When people see a cat's litter box they always say, “Oh, have you got
a cat?” Just once I want to say, “No, it's for company!”

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case
of an emergency.   I think you should write, ‘An ambulance.'

The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then
your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL..

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's
really in trouble..

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words ' The'   and ' IRS '
together it spells   'Theirs...'

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/



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Maxine

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Herman