Chuckle 5056

Chuckle 5056

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~THINGS I LEARNED LIVING IN THE SOUTH ~( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman) A possum is a flat animal that  sleeps in the middle of the road. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South. There are 10,000 types of spiders.  All 10,000 of them live in the South,  plus a couple no one's seen before. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha. Onced and Twiced are words. You know what a hissy fit is.. . AND one more: Why did the chicken cross the road?   To show that stupid possum that it CAN be done! ______________________________________________________________

(Today in History Click)
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
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Maxine

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Herman