Chuckle 5050

Chuckle 5050

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Bill P of Florence OR)

~Bill,~( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

This joke reminds me of another one....

When Clinton was president he brought a little puppy into the White House.

Encountering one of the Marine guards, he said, "Look at this cute puppy I got for Hillary."

The guard replied, "Nice trade, sir."

From Ron and Jean S of West Lake.

A  preacher was riding a bicycle down the street when he sees a boy with a lawn mower. The preacher said, "I need a lawn mower and you need a bike, so why don't we swap and they did.

Later the boy was riding his bicycle down the street and saw the preacher pulling on the mower and couldn't get it to start.  The boy said "If you cuss it, it'll start."  The preacher said, "Son I'm a preacher.  I forgot how to cuss years ago."  The boy said "just keep pulling and it'll come back to you."



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