Chuckle 5047 Floppy

Chuckle  5047 Floppy

(Received in March 2001)

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Subject: $5.00

Every morning Clinton takes a jog around D.C. Each day he passes a hooker on a particular street corner and, as he goes by, she shouts out "fifty dollars," and he replies "no, five dollars!"

  This continues for several days. He runs by, she says "fifty dollars," and he says "no, five dollars!"

One day Hillary decides that she wants to go jogging with Bill. As they are approaching the now infamous street corner, Bill suddenly realizes that the hooker will bark out her $50 offer and that he will have some explaining to do with the First Lady. As they turn the corner, Bill is still in a quandary as to what to do. Sure enough there is the hooker.

The hooker looks up as Bill and Hillary

jog by and yells to Bill, "See what you get for five dollars??"



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