Chuckle 5045

Chuckle 5045 Classic

Chuckle 603 ( Sent out as second time around in Feb 2005)

Jayne in Florence OR gets today’s chuckles thanks!

~Saskatchewan Woman~ (2^nd time around!)(Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties.

The first man had married a woman from Manitoba, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Ontario. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a woman from Saskatchewan. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, snow shoveled, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see well enough out of his left eye to do the dishes and the laundry; and he thought by Saturday he'd be able to shovel the sidewalk.


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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/


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Maxine

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s