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(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy S of Sun City AZ)



~Harley for Sale~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)



HARLEY DAVIDSON SPEAKS TO
"DECLINING BIKE SALES"

 

The reasons for the slump in sales at HD are not President Trump's fault.
Apparently the Baby-Boomers all have motorcycles.
Generation X is only buying a few,
and
the next generation isn't buying any at all.

 

A recent study was done to find out why Millennial's don't ride motorcycles:

 

1. Pants won't pull up far enough for them to straddle the seat.

 

2. Can't get their phone to their ear with a helmet on.

 

3. Can't use 2 hands to eat while driving.

 

4. They don't get a trophy and a recognition plaque just for buying one.

 

5. Don't have enough muscle to hold the bike up when stopped.

 

6. Might have a bug hit them in the face and then they would need emergency care.

 

7. Motorcycles don't have air conditioning.

 

8. They can't afford one because they spent 10 years in college trying to get a degree in Humanities, Social Studies or Gender Studies for which no jobs are available.

 

9. They are allergic to fresh air.

 

10. Their pajamas get caught on the exhaust pipes.



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