Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 5031 from Email jokes

Chuckle 5031 from email jokes

Thought you might try this some day!

----- Original Message ----- From: "John Chatham" <jjchat@oregonfast.net> To: "Dean & Dee" <droh@bmi.net> Sent: Friday, June 25, 2004 4:53 PM ~Life Moments~

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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Thought you might like to see what happened to me last week.

I went to the store to get some things, and when I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes . . . the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a shit. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age.

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