Chuckle 5026

Chuckle 5026

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy S of Sun City AZ)

~The Red Head~(Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there's a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.  He's been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.   Suddenly she sneezes, and her
glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it  up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything,
she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap.
 
They had a wonderful time.  He stays for breakfast.  The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed.
 
Everything had been SO incredible!

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman, are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies. . ."You just happened to catch my eye.”

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Maxine

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Herman