Chuckle 5018 Classic

Chuckle 5018 Classic

Chuckle 166 (Sent out in Dec 2003)

(Rick and Ann of Surrey, BC sent today’s Chuckle to us. Thanks go to both of you!)

~Bar Code:~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman

  The cashier moves the cucumber over the bar code reader. "That will be $65 for the cucumber please."   The lady customer goes, "What? ........."
   The next guy in the checkout line wants a box of matches. Again the bar code reader says $32. "That will be $32 for the matches, sir" said the cashier.
  "What? There must be something wrong with that reader!"
  "Sorry sir, if the machine reads the codes to be $32, it IS $32."
   The man puts the matches down on the counter and says: "You know what you can do with a $32 box of matches!" 

"Sorry sir can't do. There is already a $65 cucumber up there."

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Maxine

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Herman