Chuckle 5014 Classic

Chuckle 5014

Chuckle 625 (Sent out in Mar 2005)

(Dean O of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)

"New American Image"

A Pakistani arrives in New York City.   All excited, he stops the first person he meets.

"Good day, Mr.  American, thank you to accept me in your nice country, and...

"The person interrupts and says: "I am not American,

I'm Chinese”

The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by:

"Thank you Mr. American for to let my family and me stay here..."

Again, he is interrupted before finishing his sentence:

"I no be American, I be Turk!"

The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by:

"Mr. American, me thank you for hospitality you give..."

"But my friend, don’t you see that I am black? I am African, not American"

He goes a little farther and meets another American and greets him.

"Thank you for letting me come to your beautiful country", but he says, "I'm not an American, I'm a Mexican"

"But", answers the Pakistani distressed, "where are the Americans??"

The African looks at his watch and says: "Oh, they all work 'til five. 

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Maxine

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