Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 5004 Classic

Chuckle 5004 Classic

Chuckle 51 (Sent in July 2003)

(Thanks go to Bev and Dick of Florence for this little tid bit.)

Groaner: ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

At Baltimore-Washington International Airport BWI) today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.

Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.

He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

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(Carrie Maddox sent a few quotes from famous people.)

Today, we will study the quotes from women:

I once had a rose named after me and I was very
flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall". (Eleanor Roosevelt)

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

(Charlotte Whitton)

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.

(Jilly Cooper)

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
(Lucille Ball)

I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. (Zsa Zsa Gabor)