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    (Today’s chuckle thanks go to Phyllis in Pasadena, CA for

the 1^st one and Jayne in Florence, OR for the 2^nd!



~A Choice in Life:~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and  Herman)

    Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by
environmental encounters.
 
While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Walter and his wife Ann, listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
 
He addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"
 
Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently and whispered, "Pillsbury All-purpose, isn't it?"
 
And thus began Walter's life of celibacy.


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Drink Orders:

   A  pompous Preacher was seated next to a Newfie on a flight
to Toronto.
  After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Newfie asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
  The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a
drink.
  He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen
brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
  The Newfie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."

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(Today in History Click)
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
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(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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Maxine

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Herman