Chuckle 4994

Chuckle 4994 Classic

Chuckle 569 (Sent out in Jan 2005)

(Charlotte in Reeds Port OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~Would You Remarry? ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

WIFE:  "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND:  "Definitely not!"

WIFE:  "Why not- don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND:  "Of course I do."

WIFE:  "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND:  "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE:  "You would?" (With a hurtful look on her face)

HUSBAND:  (makes loud groan)

WIFE:  "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"

HUSBAND:  "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE:  "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND:  "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE:  "Would you play golf with her?"

HUSBAND:  "I guess so."

WIFE:  "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND:  "No, she's left handed."

WIFE:   ---silence-

HUSBAND:  "Shit."



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