Chuckle 4997

Chuckle 4997

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~Church Notice~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

 So I hear....

This notice can now be found in all French churches:



En entrant dans cette église, il est possible que vous entendiez l'appel de Dieu.
Par contre, il n’est pas susceptible de vous contacter par téléphone.
Merci d'avoir éteint votre téléphone.
Si vous souhaitez parler à Dieu, entrez, choisissez un endroit tranquille et parle lui.
Si vous souhaitez le voir, envoyez-lui un SMS en conduisant.

Translation:

It is possible that on entering this church, you may hear the Call of God.

On the other hand, it is not likely that He will contact you by phone.

Thank you for turning off your phone.

If you would like to talk to God, come in, choose a quiet place, and talk to Him

If you would like to see Him, send Him a text while driving.





(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/



Maxine

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s