Chuckle 5009

Chuckle 5009 Classic

Chuckle 156 (sent out in Nov 2003)

(Another male basher from Phyllis of Pasadena CA. Thanks Phyl!)

Note: Between Carrie, Irene and Phyllis we men are taking a bad bashing. Come on guys I need help here! ---Jerry---

~Antler Drop Time:~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

 Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen- had to be a girl.  We should've known. Only women, while pregnant, would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

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(Today in History Click)
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Maxine

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s