Saturday, April 13, 2019

Chuckle 5011 Classic



Chuckle 5011 Classic
Chuckle 620
(Charlotte P in Reeds Port OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)
~Seniors+ Last Child Support Check!!!~
Senior citizen to his eighty-year old buddy,
"So I hear you are getting married?"
"Yep!"
"This woman, is she good looking?"
"Not really."
"Is she a good cook?"
"Naw, she can't cook too well."
"Does she have lots of money?"
"No, poor as a church mouse."
"Well then, is she good in bed?"
"I don't know."
"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"
"She can still drive!"
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~Last Child Support Check!!!~ (3rd time around)

Today my baby girl's 18th birthday.  I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those damn payments! So I call my! Baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face."
So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma.  I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.
Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"
She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" .... and watch the 'spression on yo face.
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