Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 5017 Classic

Chuckle 5017 Classic

Chuckle 289 ( sent out in April 2004)

(Carrie M. of Sacramento CA. sent today’s chuckle to us.

Thanks Carrie!)

~One Stone:~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

   One Stone was his Indian name, given to him because he had only one testicle. After years and years of this torment One Stone cracked and said, "If anyone calls me One Stone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

   Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, One Stone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest, and there he made love to her all day, he made love to her all night, he made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

   The word got around that One Stone meant business. Years went by until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after many years away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw One Stone and hugged him and said, "Good to see you, One Stone." One Stone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of the story?

You can't kill two Birds with One Stone!

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