Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 5023

Chuckle 5023 Classic

Chuckle 244 (Sent out a second time March 2013)

(Today’s chuckle thanks go to Pat M. in Florence, OR.)

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A Pennsylvania State Trooper pulled a car over on I-81 about 2
miles north of the Pa/Md state line. When the Trooper asked
the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he
was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Harrisburg
to do a show that night at the Zembo Shrine Circus and didn't want
to be late.

The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and
if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give
him a ticket. The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his
patrol car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated
that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit them and handed
them to the juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind
the patrol car, a drunk got out and watched the performance
briefly, he then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear
door and got in. The Trooper observed him doing this and
went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the
drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied,
"You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there's no way
in hell I can pass that test."

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