Chuckle 5020 Floppy

Chuckle 5020 Floppy

Was received July 2001

~Letter~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town, which he planned to visit on his vacation.

He wrote, "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing
to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said,
"I've been operating this hotel for many years.
In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels,
bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls.
I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night
for being drunk and disorderly.  And I've never had a
dog run out on a hotel bill.  Yes, indeed, your dog is
welcome at my hotel, and if your dog will vouch for you,
you're welcome to stay here, too!"

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Maxine

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Herman