Chuckle 5030

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Friday, June 22,2001 9:28 AM Subject:

~ INCREASE YOUR WORD POWER~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Arbitrator \ar' -bi-tray-ter\:> A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. >

Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: > What a bullfighter tries to do. >

Baloney \buh-Io'-nee\: > Where some hemlines fall. >

Bernadette \burn'-a-det\: > The act of torching a mortgage. >

Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\: > What a crook sees with. > Control \kon-trol'\: > A short, ugly inmate. >

Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\: > Workers who put together kitchen cabinets. >

Eclipse \i-klips'\: > What an English barber does for a living. >

Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: > A clumsy ophthalmologist. >

Heroes \hee'-rhos\: > What a guy in a boat does. >

Left Bank \left' bank'\: > What the robber did when his bag was full of loot. >

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www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

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Maxine

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Herman