Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 5033 Floppy

Chuckle 5033 Floppy

Sent out in April 2004

Chuckle 290

(Today’s chuckle thanks go to Rick R. in Surrey BC!)

~Lingerie:~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s
horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to
purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is
shown several possibilities that range from $250
to $500 in price, the more sheerly, the higher the price.

He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500
and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his
wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it
for him.

While upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's
so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put i
t on, do the modeling naked and return it the next day a
nd get a $500 refund for myself. So she appears naked
on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for
$500, they'd at least iron it!"

Funeral arrangements pending.

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