Chuckle 5043

Chuckle 5043
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Jane C of Florence OR)
~The Shakeup~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)
Feeling it was time for a shakeup, a company hired a new CEO.
The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers, and on a tour of the facilities, he noticed a guy leaning against a wall.
The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.
He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make £400 a week, why?"
The CEO said, "Wait right here."
He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy £1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now get out and don't come back."
Feeling pretty good about himself the boss looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that guy did here?"
From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
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Maxine

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s