Chuckle 5068 pt 1

Chuckle 5068

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Bill P of Florence OR))

~Old is When~Pt 1 ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

'OLD' IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot!

'OLD' IS WHEN... A sexy babe catches your fancy ... And your pacemaker opens the garage door!

'OLD' IS WHEN... You don't care where your spouse goes . Just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down By the doctor instead of by the police

'OLD' IS WHEN... 'Getting lucky' means you find your car  In the parking

'OLD' IS WHEN... An 'all-nighter' means not getting up To use the bathroom.

'OLD' IS WHEN... Your sweetie says 'Let's go upstairs and make love' And you answer: 'Pick one, I can't do both!'

AND 'OLD' IS WHEN... You are not sure these are jokes!



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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/



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Maxine

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Herman