Chuckle 5085 Classic

Chuckle 5085 Classic

Chuckle 499 (Sent in Nov. 2004)

(Gary in La Habra CA and Rich in Yuma AZ both get today's chuckle thanks!)

~The Kite ~ (From Gary)

Every time the kite gets up into the air, it comes crashing down. 

This goes on for a while when his wife sticks her head out of the front door and yells, "You need more tail." 

The father turns to his son and says, "Son, I'll never understand your mother. 

I told her yesterday I needed more tail and she told me to go fly a kite."

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~Eleven People on a Rope~ (Rich)

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to leave, because otherwise they are all going to fall.

They were not able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech she said that she will voluntarily let go of the rope, because as a woman she is used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.......



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Maxine

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