Chuckle 5088

Chuckle 5088

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K and Bill P, Both of Florence OR)

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~Lesson  Learned~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman 






From Keith K

From Bill P.


~Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly Widow and asked,

"How old was your husband?"

"98," she replied: "Two years older than me"

"So you're 96," the undertaker commented.

She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?"

Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:  "And what do you think is the best thing  About being 104?" the reporter asked.             She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

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Maxine

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Herman