Chuckle 5135

Chuckle 5135 Classic

Chuckle 2546 (Sent out in Dec 2010)

(Dean O of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~Weight Gain~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

With time, women gain weight because they accumulate so much information and wisdom in their heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of their bodies. So they aren't heavy, they are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

Beginning today, when you look at your butt in the mirror you will think, Good grief, look how smart I am!

This girl must be Extremely Smart 

That must be where the term 'Smart Ass' came from!



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www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

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http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/



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(Maxine from my own collection.)

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(Find the Six Differences, Answers below.)